Have Fun in an Elevator

Ever get bored on those 60 second elevator rides? Here are some tips to make your trip up (or down) a little more fun. After all, even business people need a good uplifting to work; why shouldn't it be you?

1) Crack open your backpack or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When you arrive at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly....
7) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
13) When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
14) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
15) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
16) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
17) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
18) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
19) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
20) Swat at flies that don't exist.
21) Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.